Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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