I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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