...so i touched it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
