Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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