My brain says no but my pants say off.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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