she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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