Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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