no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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