Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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