She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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