I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
