Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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