Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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