she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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