nut hugger
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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