do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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