Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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