Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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