No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I want a musical about memes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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