I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We were destined to go to rehab together
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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