because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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