its not stalking. its research.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
