Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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