Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
honey bunches of taint.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I fill condoms, not promises.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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