Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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