I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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