It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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