With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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