I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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