And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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