I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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