distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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