We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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