two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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