So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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