If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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