He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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