I think scott just propositioned me for sex
tell your sister to shave her snatch
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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