Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I understand Curling. That high.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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