You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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