i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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