i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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