oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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