i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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