Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Alive.
So much puke
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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