nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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