Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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