i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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