I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
