No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
She needs sedatives and a leash
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
is it fun? or sober?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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