I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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