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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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