"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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