just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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