Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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